CDE 

When a group of people follow and dick eat you of what that leader says.

(Collateral DickEating)

Person 1 " disagress on a topic"

Person 2 " You're wrong)
a bunch of people with person 2 " yea ur wrong idiot"

Person 1 " throws up a C" Now thats CDE

CDE by CDEGODDDSSS May 6, 2022

CDE 

A clostrophobic dick eater

Yoo that guys such a CDE

CDE by Yoooo bro my name called Tate January 5, 2018

CDE 

Certified Dog Eater

Me: Yo u see that dude sitting eatin? My friend: Who him? Me: Yeah he a CDE. My friend: Wow because he is asian? Me: Yessir

CDE by okibelieveu November 14, 2019

CDE 

Acronym for "Checkless Debauchery Ensuing" as used in chats and, occasionally, email exchange.

Indicates that an event (commonly a party) has gone sideways in an unplanned but not necessarily unwelcome way. I.e. more excessive substance use and/or (even) sex than the host or guests were expecting.

Guys, come to this party asap. CDE!

CDE by OldITDandy December 19, 2021

cdesign proponentsists 

The missing link between "creationists" and "design proponents", as used in the textbook Of Pandas and People. Used to refer to creationist dumbfucks who are all to generally confused by science theology or even common sense.

Science says man evolved from other apes. Cdesign proponentsists say apes smell and prefer the scientific explanation "Goddidit".

cdesign proponentsists by cdesign proponentist October 21, 2006

CDelude 

Someone with a minuscule penis, so tiny in fact even ugly fat chicks talk about how small that cawk is!

I was drinking beers with some friends the other night and someone was saying this fat bitch fucked CDelude and his cawk was so tiny.

CDelude by Keyshawn123 June 4, 2007

cdesign proponentist 

- noun. 1. A transitional evolutionary form found to exist between creationist and a proponent of the Intelligent Design "theory" (design proponent), also known colloquially as an "IDiot". The existence of this form was conclusively identified by plaintiff during the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District trial.

A cdesign proponentist believes in the biblical interpretation of the origin of life.

cdesign proponentist by Brian M Rapp December 10, 2007