cbat

a weird song some guy on reddit fucked his girlfriend to for 2 years

“babe let’s bring this to the bedroom” “only if i get to play cbat”

cbat by sjdjdjdjdn September 4, 2022

CBat

Verb. To thrust to the beat of a laughably horrible song during sex.

I almost hooked up with this guy last night until he started CBat'ing, and I laughed so hard I farted on his balls.

CBat by BadboiBepis September 3, 2022

Cbat

THIS POOR WOMAN HAD TO LISTEN TO THE SONG CBAT BY HUDSON MOHAWKE FOR 2 YEARS WHILE DOING THE devils tango AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING> HE THRUSTED TO THE SONG BRO

"hey babe you wanna... get freaky"
"yes"
"ok let me uhh set the mood"
*plays cbat*
girl : *starts crying*

Cbat by your moms pillow September 7, 2022

cbat

Dodgy sex music (Skrillex murdering an angry donkey kind of dodgy) you put on to woo your woman EVERY TIME YOU GET INTIMATE but then discover she is repulsed by it after a couple of years. You post about using the terrible beat for sex on Reddit, find out her family has been mocking you for years, and then post a "sexy" video showing these moves on tiktok using your phone as the POV of your now ex girlfriend.

Oh and you look exactly like the kind of person who puts cbat on every time you have sex.

I wanna sex you now. Let me put the sex cd with cbat on. Brace yourself.

cbat by Squarkersmccaw September 9, 2022

cbat dance 

doing the deed; participating in coitus. more specifically to the song cbat, which some guy from reddit claimed was the best sex song and fucked his girlfriend to it for multiple years.

guy: "anyone wanna do the cbat dance with me?" *wink wink*
girl: "ew, no."

cbat dance by aexhʌ September 10, 2022

cbatbh 

can't be asked to be honest

ex: "will you marry me?"
"cbatbh"

ex2: "will you just tell the truth for once!!"
"i cbatbh"
"i hate you!" (storms out of room) "are you gonna come after me?"
"i cbatbh"
"RAWR"

cbatbh by bouncybrunnettes March 13, 2009

CBatting

A meme originating from Tiktok and Reddit.

Means rhythmically having sex aggressively.

-Ing version of Cbat. (Which is a song.)

"I'm Cbatting your mom right now," said John Doe.
"What?!" Yelled Doe J.

CBatting by SpazzyYassyJazzy December 22, 2022