Cat collars is a collar most but not all owners put on their cats. Cat collars usually will have the address of the owner in case the cat gets lost. Even though most owners decide to put collars on their cats, this does not mean you need a collar for your cat to officially own them, and many owners decide to not have collars for their cat for reasons.
Person: Hey do you have a cat collar for your cat?
Person 2: No, my cat doesn't need one, but I still own him.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!