Carpal Tunnel

Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.

Kyle: Ahh! Ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.

by cx13 September 23, 2008

Carpal Tunnel

What you get from masturbating too much.

Dude: "Ahh, I can't write this essay, my wrist hurts."

Dude 2: "Dude, you got carpal tunnel. Lay off the porn sites."

by fiendordoe April 14, 2009

Carpal Tunnel

Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.

Kyle: Ahh! ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.

by cx13 September 22, 2008

Carpal Tunnel

Where you get a dull, aching cramp in you hand and wrist from wanking (yourself or someone else) off for too long.

Girl: "Shit I'm getting cramp"
Boy: "It's just Carpal Tunnel bitch, get over it"

by dontlistentothem November 03, 2010

Carpal Tunnel

Liam Ham

Liam Ham is Carpal Tunnel

by PenguinzXvX September 09, 2023

carpal tunnel

a woman with large breasts. when stated the phrase should be accompanied by the hand gesture of inward turned wrists held out in front of the upper body

dude did u see that chick she had carpal tunnel

by kmaster August 25, 2008

Carpal Tunnel Vision

An affliction that prevents all I.T. personnel and most desk jockeys from even looking at a computer monitor after work hours.

"Hey, I would love to come over and help you configure your home network tonight but I have Carpal Tunnel Vision and need to rest the orbs for tomorrows demands, sorry."

by myykuul January 07, 2010