What I fucking hear students say when they mention their future career in college. Because we all know that a lucrative career leads to us to talking about our new Cadillacs to each other, how much miles per gallon they get and what-fucking-ever.
Student: "I can't wait to finish college and get a job!"
Other Student: "Yeah! We'll open the garage doors to a lucrative CAR-eer!"
Other Student: "Yeah! We'll open the garage doors to a lucrative CAR-eer!"
by Zroogz May 18, 2018