CABARAJONES 

Cabarajones, pronounce as Ca - Bra - Hones is common in spanish slang to describe something or someone as crazy, Cabarajones can also be used in anything, being able to defeat anybody in any argument.

"You sir are Cabarajones" "Damn this shit is Cabarajones" "This reminds me of Cabarajones"

CABARAJONES by oliveoil13 August 23, 2021

Countess Casavajones 

also referred to simply as countess, casa is a woman that enjoys the simple things in life: churro-ing her hair, blowing kisses at strangers, collecting zoos, chess tournaments where she plays herself, being followed around with a parasol, eating salmon from the silver dish they used in the Shiba cat food commercials, talking down to people, charity work, painting the town red, and force-cuddling dink.

One time at customs, they asked Countess Casavajones for her passport. She laughed, threw boiling hot tar on them, screamed do you know who i am, and left.

Countess Casavajones by The Sandlot May 10, 2009