C-men

A pun on both the words semen and X-Men. With the Marvel superheroes group the X-Men being so named after the initial of Professor Charles Xavier (Professor X), it has been so joked that had he chosen the initial of his first name, they would have been entitled 'the C-men'

Good thing he didn't call them the C-men. Alexa might have played some very different movies then.

by falsetokaiba March 1, 2019

C-Men

The rip-off version of X-Men but with a lot more members including:
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the new series C-Men, it's like a ripoff of X-men

Person 2: No, what is it?

Person 1: The creamy white stuff inside your mouth

by GMN11 July 1, 2022

c men

boy syrup but infinitely better

Aw man billy made me swallow his c men

by frick_nuggets November 18, 2018

vitamin C men

When a man ejaculated in a person's mouth.Giving them their dose if vitamin C men.

This morning I gave my girlfriend her dose of vitamin C men

by The salt to your pepper May 29, 2023

The C-Word for Men

Poisoned sandwich

College Humor made a video called “The C-Word for Men”

by Lexiiiiii_ May 26, 2021

M.C. Mental

that guy that said "bididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididdididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididi" and dgaf

Alex: Hey, have you heard of M.C. Mental?
Evan: Oh, that guy who speaks gibberish?

by NewYork6792 October 29, 2025

Vitamin cmen

A healthy milky colored liquid all women should take 2 to 3 times a day, apply liberally to the face, breasts then ingest.
Causes smooth skin, eternal youth etc.. (keep spreading that i need my girlfriend to swallow more)

Dawn: Hey Carly have you had your vitamin cmen today?

Carly: Oh yes, all 3 times, i would have gone more but Fred was used up. Wuss.

by Radnar The Red August 31, 2012