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A pun on both the words semen and X-Men. With the Marvel superheroes group the X-Men being so named after the initial of Professor Charles Xavier (Professor X), it has been so joked that had he chosen the initial of his first name, they would have been entitled 'the C-men'
Good thing he didn't call them the C-men. Alexa might have played some very different movies then.
C-men by falsetokaiba March 1, 2019
Words you can keep
The rip-off version of X-Men but with a lot more members including:
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y
Person 1: Hey did you hear about the new series C-Men, it's like a ripoff of X-men

Person 2: No, what is it?

Person 1: The creamy white stuff inside your mouth
C-Men by GMN11 July 1, 2022
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boy syrup but infinitely better
Aw man billy made me swallow his c men
c men by frick_nuggets November 18, 2018

vitamin C men 

When a man ejaculated in a person's mouth.Giving them their dose if vitamin C men.
This morning I gave my girlfriend her dose of vitamin C men

The C-Word for Men 

College Humor made a video called “The C-Word for Men”

M.C. Mental

that guy that said "bididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididdididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididi" and dgaf
Alex: Hey, have you heard of M.C. Mental?
Evan: Oh, that guy who speaks gibberish?
M.C. Mental by NewYork6792 October 29, 2025

Vitamin cmen 

A healthy milky colored liquid all women should take 2 to 3 times a day, apply liberally to the face, breasts then ingest.
Causes smooth skin, eternal youth etc.. (keep spreading that i need my girlfriend to swallow more)
Dawn: Hey Carly have you had your vitamin cmen today?

Carly: Oh yes, all 3 times, i would have gone more but Fred was used up. Wuss.
Vitamin cmen by Radnar The Red August 31, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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