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Buzz Saw 

When someone passes out, flat on their back from too much drink or drug and a friend stands over them, pulls their pants down and proceeds to ride the unconscious person's nose with the crack of their ass. Loud buzz saw noises must be made while performing this action.

It's quite a sight to behold.
I've never had a 'Buzz Saw' but I sure have witnessed many.
Or
Dean 'Buzz Sawed' that guys face like a jack rabbit!
Buzz Saw by Sean Cookson August 30, 2006
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buzz saw 

a haircut where you shave the sides of your head
David Michael: "May I have a buzz saw?"
Watson: "Want some tools?"
David Michael: "No! A buzz saw. It's a haircut. All the guys in school have them!"
Sam: "They shave the sides of their heads".
Elizabeth: "Oh. Then, no, you may not get a buzz saw".
David Michael: "My friends think I'm a baby! I'm not cool!"
buzz saw by Karen Stickney July 24, 2008

Academic buzz saw

When a teacher or professor purposely asks a hard question and forces a student to answer it. The student will likely get the question wrong and suffer mild to moderate humiliation in front of his or her peers. It is like being cut into pieces by academics
Professor: "How could Einstein's theory of relativity be disproved using basic calculus? Anyone? Come one, stick your head into the academic buzz saw."
Academic buzz saw by Yourffriend September 24, 2014

buzz sawed 

Screwed - orginanted from Lionel, coach of CPSU
The fat bitch buzz sawed Brycen after giving him the clap.
buzz sawed by bunk baller April 9, 2008

bitch-in-a-buzzsaw

used as an explanation, similar to "fuck!" or "shit!"

See "Jesus christ bananas"
Some ugly dude grabs for your balls and you say "bitch in a buzzsaw!"
buzzsaw an alternative name for a circular saw used for cutting lumber and other material in construction and carpentry
i cut 4 boards with my buzzsaw and had to get a new buzzsaw blade to finish the job those oak boards are really hard on buzzsaw blades
buzzsaw by littlejimmie March 22, 2019

Velvet Buzzsaw 

As the conversation became sexually charged, she could feel her velvet buzzsaw begin to hum.
Velvet Buzzsaw by cherry cocktail November 16, 2011