someone who just sucks ass, someone no one likes, someone that everyone who wud wanna knee right in the balls!
"Just cause i love fall out boy doesnt mean im a buttshitfaceass!"
"Yes it does"
"I think tony hawk is overrated, and ryan sheckler is def not a pussy, and he is better than mullen and haslam!"
"Go suck suck major cock, u dick lick, stupid buttshitfaceass!"
A name for an unbearable situation, completely unneccesary amount of time spent sitting in one place, or something so irritating this string of cusswords spews forth from your gut with the rage of a thousand suns.
"Flying from Pittsburgh to Seattle sucks raging airplane buttshitass." - Matthew Inman (TheOatmeal.com)
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"