Butthole Magic

Sensations of any kind in the butthole. Most commonly when an ass wizzard has had a bad day, because he just got stoned and the astral taco bell was closed at 2 past anus. Then he be like wtf and tickle your bunghole. Shit. When you had a good day butthole magic can be used as a positive term... Also in a negative connotation and literally when you shart yourself. Kinda like the word fuck but better.

Dayme Logan my butthole is purging this is some dark butthole magic indeed!

Oh travis the butthole magic is strong with thee

ah man i just sharted thats some serious butthole magic

Ah yiss butthole magic! WELL CAZOOS!

Butthole Magic by TERDNUGENT August 26, 2013

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butt hole magic

Lube for a booty [juke} Also known as BHM. Common forms of BHM include, KY Jelly, Anal Ease, Astroglide, Crisco, cooking oil, Penoil 10W-30, dish soap, grease from McDonalds, Vaseline, Jello, Turtle Wax, and soul glow.

I wanted to hit this bitch from the back, but I didn't have any Butt Hole Magic. Damn!!

butt hole magic by Trick Booty August 21, 2006

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Super Buttwhole Magik

(noun) A type of cancer found in the anal area. Usually caused by excessive faggotry and bad trolling.

Shit son, I think I just got super buttwhole magik

Super Buttwhole Magik by godofeverythingmighty December 6, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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