Butthole Bandits 

A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.

Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.

Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.

The Butthole Bandits came to my door last Tuesday and I’m thinking of joining!

Butthole Bandits by Pyjama pants January 1, 2020

butthole bandits 

getting a bunch of naked guys and turning off the lights, then running around trying to stick your dick in someones ass in the pitch black darkness.
(if you so do this you are a super faggot.)

hey javier you wanna call the guys and play butthole bandits later?

butthole bandits by tymieshu June 13, 2008

butthole bandit 

An assfucker of opportunity. Usually someone who won't take by force, but participates in a gang rape or by slipping a 'Mickey' to someone and cornholing them while they are passed out.

Brian was afraid his cellmate was a butthole bandit.

butthole bandit by shazizizzle April 8, 2003

butthole bandit 

some one who likes to eat out the ass alot

kent why you being such a butthole bandit

butthole bandit by alex mizzathews November 21, 2004

butthole bandit 

noun:

a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.

see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,

After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.

Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...

Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!

butthole bandit by ae123456 September 14, 2012

Butthole Bandit 

A boy, who on new years thought it would be sexy to stick his fingers/fist in an unnamed girl's butthole.

There are plausible candidates, however the true bandits identity is unknown

Liam! What are you doing with your hand up Ana's butthole! You're being the ILL butthole bandit right now!

Butthole Bandit by jsilll February 24, 2011

The ohio butthole tickling bandit 

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.

Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7

The ohio butthole tickling bandit by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022