Guy: Doctor, I think I'm crazy! I'm so jealous of everyone that it pains me in my rear.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from Butthersia.

Butthersia by DredMan January 28, 2013

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Butthurt Lord

Butthurt Lord is when you get salty over a simple thing while you bitch and complain about how trash is it since the object you're complain about is very easy. This is also called pulling a Legacy Storms.

Butthurt Lord also known as Legacy Storms got so damn butthurt that he complained over "how he can't open a 5 dollar happy meal because it's too hard and fragile."

Butthurt Lord by QwertyTwinkleToes May 30, 2019

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Captain Butthurt

Someone who is consistently angry or aggravated at everyone and everything.

Sam: Dude is Danny being Captain Burrhurt again?
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt

Captain Butthurt by ThatOneWhiteGuyEveryoneHugs August 18, 2013

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Butthurt People

People who are easily offended and react in an overly dramatic fashion usually starting with the word "WOW."

Person 1: Butthurt people are so annoying. They just flooded my video, talking about how I shouldn't be joking about (insert thing here).
Person 2: Yeah. They're so annoying.

Butthurt People by TheFakeBryanGiha June 18, 2016

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butterz

(adj) The cool, laid back guy in a group of male friends. Usually bald and/or losing hair. In some instances, he may sport a wave. He may be from any race or ethnic background.

A butterz kind of guy is respected for his music and liquor preferences. They are extremely passionate about professional sports franchises as well "beer games" (noting to excel in beer pong).

Some "butterzes" may be inclined to enjoy the "earth smoke".

Dude #1: "Hey, did you hear what that butterz just said about the new Belvedere Vodka?!"

Dude #2: "Yeah, it was shit."

Dude #1: "He knows his stuff!"

Dude #2: "We should hangout with him more. I have a feeling he'd make a perfect butterz for our crew!"

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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