Butter Beard

The sensation of a greasy beard, felt typically after eating buttery food.

"I had some toast earlier, I'm gonna feel like a Butter Beard all day."

by Ripestonspoonersmith January 14, 2013

Butter Beard

The sensation after eating butter and getting a dab on your beard that commonly leaves a disgusting odor coming from the beard.

Person 1: We ate baked potatoes with butter and John Doe totally had a butter beard i could smell it across the table.
Person 2: Eww that's disgusting!

by EvanArmageddon January 4, 2012

Bitter Beard

A gay man who hides his homosexuality by eating enormous amounts of lemons and bitter fruits

That guy is totally a bitter beard.

by Mel Doodies August 24, 2011

Butterbear

a chubby and hairless homosexual. a butterbear is not a bear or a twink, but his chest has a healthy sprinkling of brown sugar. He is a 60/40 mixture.

hes not a bear or a twink??

...nah dude..hes a butterbear

by butterbear December 29, 2013

Butterbear

An alias used by Facebook trolls, a troll whom you can't escape even by using the most drastic anti-trolling software.

"Where Butterbear? I haven't seen him toda... Oh wait there he is..."

by MrSdnah August 2, 2009

Butterboard

A girl with a butterface who is also a surfboard

Holy crap, that girl is a butterboard, since she has no features or a pretty face.

by Glenn William February 20, 2012

Butterboard

A form of poultry torture treatment, most commonly used by Kentucky Fried Chicken. Similar to waterboarding, but with melted clarified butter. This contributes to the flavor and juiciness that KFC is well known for. This process has been identified as one of the best ways to instigate the release of hormones related to fear and stress, one of the Colonel's seven secret spices.

The chickens were subjected to butterboarding and forced to watch hours and hours of video from the slaughter of their ancestors .

by jcizzles October 19, 2015