buttbeast 

A vicious drooling beast residing in Gaywood, King's Lynn, S. England. Thought by many to be mythical, the evil faggot creature leaves its lair by night to stalk the streets of Norwich. Many an unsuspecting stranger has been caught unawares and savagely ass-raped by this mindless demon. The folk of Norwich tie garlic over their doors to ward off this enemy of all things heterosexual.......

The folk of Norwich fled when they heard the buttbeast's lurching approach.......

buttbeast by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

Buttblast paradox 

A situation involving a giant bowel movement that is contradictory and puzzling.

Kevin loved Taylor Swift but he couldn’t find anywhere to have a big shit at her crowded concert. If he couldn’t shit soon he felt like he was going to die. It was a buttblast paradox.

Buttblast paradox by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

Butterstick 

One of a kind.

My butterstick is one of a kind.

Butterstick by Ninor. December 22, 2012

Buttdevastated 

Beyond butthurt. So mad that it's devastating.

Did you see how buttdevastated the Cavaliers fans were when LeBron and the Heat came and destroyed them in their own stadium?

Buttdevastated by Hi-Hat January 12, 2011

buttbreath

A person with such extreme halitosis that their breath can be smelled all the way across a large room when they are speaking.

Gene has buttbreath all the time - it must be that diet of coffee and donuts.

buttbreath by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

buttgeist 

From the English "buttocks" and Germanic "geist" = ghost.

The haunting, stretched, sort of thin, really, feeling your wife's ass has after you cum in it (magnificently) and pull out.

Sweating, back arched, face flushed, Shana felt the metallic emptiness of the buttgeist as Jack pulled out of her ass.

buttgeist by Dickless May 8, 2008

Buttastic 

1) the combination of Butt and Fantastic, describing something that is fantastic related to the rear of the body.
2)a term of hilarity

1) Those pants are buttastic
2) the buttastic ideas of scientists today that are killing us all.

Buttastic by lepouf April 8, 2010