buttmuffins 

Cakes that appear on your butt.

Oi, that girl has buttmuffins, she has cakes on her ass

buttmuffins by jd_haze February 15, 2009

Admiral Buttermuffins

The cutest name on the internet.

Also, it is a picture by jenovasilver on Y!gallery... which happens to be adorably cute as well.

'OMG, here comes Admiral Buttermuffins! He's so cute!'

'OMFG where?'

Admiral Buttermuffins by NerdBomb October 20, 2008

buttmuffin 

The term "buttmuffin" is an affectionate term, a term of endearment, used to describe a person with a nice ass (usually a female) – the "butt" referring to ass, of course, and the "muffin" being a reference to a soft, sweet, sponge cake.

The term "buttmuffin" may also be used to describe a person with a particular fondness for nice, or "sweet", asses; however, the term is not descriptive of faeces, in any way.

Suki said, "hey, buttmuffin", to Mikayla, as she walked into the room, and gave her sweet ass a lil squeeze.

buttmuffin by Suki-M January 6, 2009

buttmuffin 

(n) An idiot or stupid person.

Oh you buttmuffin! Why'd you do that?

buttmuffin by Maddie14 January 2, 2009

Buttamuffin 

to press on the nose or tail of a snowboard while shredding next to gapers, sometimes called butters, nose slapy, tail slapy

180 nose butter to front boardslide to 270 out. "sick Buttamuffin"

Buttamuffin by Gnarkill420 January 25, 2009

buttmuffin 

It's when you have a little but of poop sticking out of your anus and you can't quite get the whole turd out so you have to pinch it off and then it looks like a ball type thing or a puff pastry, or rather a muffin.

I tried to take a shit yesterday and I couldn't get the turd out, there was a little inside of my anus for like five min; man that buttmuffin was a tough one!

buttmuffin by ButtMuffin July 5, 2006

buttmuffin 

An assloaf.

I dropped a couple of buttmuffins in the toilet just now.

buttmuffin by Anonymous July 2, 2003