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Butt-Fucked in the Face
To have served, for at least two years, on active duty, at Minot Air Force Base, as a Security Forces Member.
Or
To be so brutally and forwardly 'fucked over' by another person or persons that your face is no longer your face, but your ass.
Or
To be so brutally and forwardly 'fucked over' by another person or persons that your face is no longer your face, but your ass.
"Hey, didn't you serve up in Minot at Minot Air Force Base?"
"Yeah, I was butt-fucked in the face for three years."
"Yeah, I was butt-fucked in the face for three years."
Butt-Fucked in the Face by Muckwarrior September 14, 2009
Buttfucked in the Face
(p.t. v): One's own acknowledgement of a soul-crushing embarrassing moment of being humiliated by people of stature; family members, bosses, colleagues, and friends.
Nick (consoling Bill as he is hunched down and crying): Hey, Bill. I saw what happened. It's not that bad. I mean, just go home, sleep on it and tomorrow is another day, man.
Bill (wiping the tears off his face as he looks back at Nick): Nick, you don't understand. I was in the middle of the biggest proposal of my life. Then, just before asking Amy for my hand in marriage in front of her family, my family, friends, co-workers, my fuckin' boss, I bend down with the ring in my hand to ask Amy, the love of my life, for her hand in marriage, and sharted. Everyone was silent for a brief moment, then they all started laughing. Then they were pointing at me. Then they were mimicking me bending down and sharting. Nick, I felt like I got Buttfucked in the Face.
Nick: Bill, if it makes you feel any better...I fucked Amy last night. She's a whore.
Bill (wiping the tears off his face as he looks back at Nick): Nick, you don't understand. I was in the middle of the biggest proposal of my life. Then, just before asking Amy for my hand in marriage in front of her family, my family, friends, co-workers, my fuckin' boss, I bend down with the ring in my hand to ask Amy, the love of my life, for her hand in marriage, and sharted. Everyone was silent for a brief moment, then they all started laughing. Then they were pointing at me. Then they were mimicking me bending down and sharting. Nick, I felt like I got Buttfucked in the Face.
Nick: Bill, if it makes you feel any better...I fucked Amy last night. She's a whore.
Buttfucked in the Face by Studs Lonigan III April 17, 2026
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