Butt Douche 

1.The douching of one's anus before having anal sex. Some use machines but it can be done manually. Doing so will remove excess "crap" from anus making it easier and more enjoyable when having anal sex.... but not less painful.

2.An insult acquiring to the object in def. 1.

How could you do that, you butt douche

Butt Douche by lots'o'knowledge April 14, 2011

Butt douche 

A (only slightly less homophobic) derogatory word for someone who is stupid, to replace today's youth's habit of calling things that are stupid gay, which passive-aggressively implies that homosexuals are stupid.

Symbolic of how buttheads & ass hats have their heads up either their own asses or others', and they talk shit so their spit clenses the butt.

That dude at my school, he is all quietly passive-aggressive and hyper-sensitive like an old woman only without the smiling, and he spends too much time on his long hair that's always covering one eye. I tried asking him about what he was doing for our class assignment and he just swept his hair to the side and walked away. I've overheard the BS music he listens to on his iPod while the teacher's talking. He calls himself Scene, others call him Emo, but I just call him a butt douche.
Yeah, what a butt douche.

Bob, you're such a butt douche.

Butt douche by whatwouldspockdo September 22, 2011

Butt Douche 

Slang for “enema”. Prevalent in opioid circles.

“Yo Trey hook up that butt dousche. I’m 3 minutes away from wasting the last narcan if you don’t, and I ain’t trying to go out like Elvis either so stop fuckin around and let me get that butt douche bro”.

Butt Douche by That island guy August 8, 2024

Butt-Hurt Douche Bag

Pink American Eagle Polo shirt + Wrist watch on right hand + Shitty cell phone = Butt-hurt douche bag

That guy Tyler Hill is a butt-hurt douche bag!

Butt-Hurt Douche Bag by wintiem September 21, 2010

Butt-Doucher 

Someone that is gay in a way.
In the sense that girls douche their pussy and gay guys douche their butt. Can be used for anything though.

OMG! He wears girl jeans! what a butt-doucher!

Butt-Doucher by Dutch Jester October 18, 2008

Butt-Doucher 

a less mean word to describe something as gay.

Omg! Ryan is such a butt-doucher for wearing those tight, girl jeans.

Butt-Doucher by Dutch Jester October 17, 2008

buttdouche 

a douche used to clean the inside of a person's anus. an enema.

Jack: Man, I'm SO constapated
John: You should go to the clinic and see if they will give you a buttdouche.

buttdouche by Jack's Hat August 5, 2010