V: to use your hands to open each side of your gluteus maximus to expose the rectum, then sit on an object while making sure that the rectum touches the desired object.
Rodney butt crackedChris's pillow to get him back for that prank he pulled earlier.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."