Butt coin 

When there are no good outcomes, you are said to have flipped a butt coin. Both sides of the coin are tails, and you cannot win.

Wow, if I don't work late, I have to have dinner with my ex. Guess I'll flip a butt coin.

Butt coin by Frank's mom November 18, 2021

buttcoin 

Anything of value in the prison economy that can be carried inside of a convict's fleshy, dark purse.

I got enough buttcoin for that, man, though I can't just pay for it right here on the yard.

buttcoin by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017

buttcoiner 

A staunch critic of Bitcoin and/or proponent of the adversarial Buttcoin.

The buttcoiner seethed as Bitcoin's value topped $24,000USD in late 2020.

buttcoiner by Tamnimal December 20, 2020

Buttcoin 

When you have coins lying all over your bed and you lie on it naked, then a coin touches your butt, it becomes a buttcoin.

Jimmy: Hey, Eric.
Eric: Baffling brittle bothersome bacterial buttcoin!

Buttcoin by Moeron August 10, 2019

Buttcoin 

Buttcoin is a noun to denote the personification of cryptocurrencies such as bitcoin as butt to mock its uselessness and their very innate nature of being a Ponzi scheme run by the decentralized mafia and terrorist groups. the crypto bubble busted in 2022 with a loss of over hopping trillion dollars. the companies such as MicroStrategy, pomp investments and ark investments lost millions

idiot: have u bought buttcoin and get butt fucked?
chad: no, I am not an idiot

Buttcoin by judgement_day_doomsayer September 15, 2021

buttcoin 

1: Pecuniary exchange for homosexual activities.
2: Scottish pronunciation of bitcoin.

1: Simon paid Nigel 3 buttcoins to bend over and take it like a man.
2: "Can ah use buttcoin to buy a new sporran?"

buttcoin by immediate 1 October 28, 2017

Buttcoin 

Pioneered by James D. McMurry, Buttcoin (The Next Bitcoin) represents a simpler peer-to-peer form of cryptocurrency that is revolutionary and environmentally friendly; simply put - no wallets are required, no algorithm to be solved. Anyone can mine it, simply by farting.

Have you heard of Buttcoin?

Yes, I'm mining some right now. *farts*

Buttcoin by ButtcoinMaxi February 1, 2025