Butt Heave 

One who acts with purposeful malice to another. An undesirable person.

"Did you hear what the boss just said about us being lazy, what a butt heave."

Butt Heave by Jahedg September 20, 2011

dry butt heaves

Same idea as dry heaving, but out of your ass.

I had the worst diarrhea cramps, but when I sat down nothing came out! I had a bad case of the dry butt heaves.

The driest of butt heaves.

dry butt heaves by Kiki398 November 5, 2006

butt headedness 

The act of one deciding to be a butthead.

Tasha: Tell everyone I say hi!
Bryan: I don't think I will do that.
Tasha: Your a butt head!
Bryan: I don't think I am.
Tasha: you won't tell everyone I said hi! That constitutes as butt headedness!

butt headedness by Tasha Yohan December 14, 2007

Butt Haven 

What you call somebody who lives up there own ass.

"Woah I look good"

"Dude your such a butt haven"

Butt Haven by HotBitch January 2, 2006

shit headed butt face

only to be used when someone is being a total ass and you want to sound like a dumb loser who can not come up with a better insult

you are being a shit headed butt face because you did not invite me to your birthday party

shit headed butt face by oakley fatts January 30, 2021

Have your butt hurt

Misusing or get a wrong definition of a slang. The usual response to this phrase is "I thought it meant..."

Bob, have your butt hurt? I doubt you know what those slang words mean.

Have your butt hurt by TheEmprah April 5, 2010

You have to be poking my butt 

It is is a different way of saying "You have to be kidding me!"
Only cool people can say this. If your not cool then your literaly saying you have to be poking my butt.
Hencing that you like being poked in the butt.

Not as cool guy:
"Dude you got pwned by a noob."
Cool guy:
"You have to be poking my butt!"

You have to be poking my butt by Shamwowzers January 1, 2009