Butt Haven 

What you call somebody who lives up there own ass.

"Woah I look good"

"Dude your such a butt haven"

Butt Haven by HotBitch January 2, 2006

Have your butt hurt

Misusing or get a wrong definition of a slang. The usual response to this phrase is "I thought it meant..."

Bob, have your butt hurt? I doubt you know what those slang words mean.

Have your butt hurt by TheEmprah April 5, 2010

You have to be poking my butt 

It is is a different way of saying "You have to be kidding me!"
Only cool people can say this. If your not cool then your literaly saying you have to be poking my butt.
Hencing that you like being poked in the butt.

Not as cool guy:
"Dude you got pwned by a noob."
Cool guy:
"You have to be poking my butt!"

You have to be poking my butt by Shamwowzers January 1, 2009

butthaven 

Noun. Singular. US English colloquialism. A comfortable place in which to sit.

My favorite butthaven is this sofa.

This car seat is so uncomfortable, it's no butthaven.

butthaven by Atayodea Mi January 7, 2011