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business studies 

The WORST subject you could ever pick for GCSE. The teachers are about 5 years older than you which means they don’t know what the fuck their talking about. And if you thought you had any chance of passing this pathetic subject the coursework will ruin any chances of you getting a decent grade because its pure shit and isn’t even written properly.
business studies is a waste of time cause you learn a bunch of stuff that has NOTHING to do with the coursework
if you chose it your fucked!
business studies by Quitelate June 11, 2006
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business studies 

Complete load of Bollocks, everything I need to learn about Business I'll teach meself thanks.
"When I was doing Business Studies my head nearly went like that nice man in Scanners did."
business studies by Tom Tit August 17, 2007

Business studies 

worst subject on the face of the earth, if u took it at GCSE or A level, consider yourself a bad decision-maker
business studies teacher: today we r going to learn pointless stuff about manchester airport

me: but miss Heaton, none of us care about this

miss heaton: SHUT UP AND LISTEN! IM PAID ALOT OF MONEY TO STAND HERE LIKE A CRETIN AND JABBER ON ABOUT CRAP!

me: up urs ya fat fuckin klingon!

miss heaton: =OOOOOOO *panic attack*

business studies 

The most pathetic subject in the entire world. HEY! LETS LEARN ABOUT HOW TO SORT INFORMATION IN A BANK, AND LABEL PEOPLE AS ROBOTS BY DECIPHERING HOW TO MAKE THEM MORE EFFICIENT!!
Me: Hey um, Ms Wutoh, I think you really suck.

Ms Wutoh: What? GET OUT OF THE CLASSROOM!! LOG OFF!! SWITCH THE COMPUTERS OFF!!

Me: really? great

I love this subject, maybe all the teachers and the pupils in the subject will implode or dissintegrate one day, who, lets hope they do anyway.
business studies by stylezistheway November 9, 2003

Business Studies 

A thrilling, exciting and challenging subject at GCSE
ARGH! The stupidity! It burns!
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