burtrum 

A butler that always drops his tray

Burtrum is (VERY) clumsy.......(really burtrum)

burtrum by It’s a little bun-bun January 13, 2018

Buttrumpet 

A person or person's ass predisposed to exceedingly loud expulsions of gas from the anal regions. Usually refers to a temporary condition of said effects.
See also 'magical buttrumpet'.

'Man, I got mad buttrumpet today, must be the beans'
'You've allways got buttrumpet stinkhead!'

Buttrumpet by Unkle Funk April 14, 2008

buttrump 

The Act of Dry Humping The butt.

that guy is buttrumping that other guy!

buttrump by Caleb Cardinell May 21, 2008

buttrump 

The act of dry humping in a dogie style position directed towards the anus

kiss her softly, then turned her around and began to buttrump her as i kissed the back of her neck.

buttrump by Caleb Cardinell February 4, 2010

Bertrum 

A whipped bitch with actions deeply synonymous with the actions of a loyal, terminally-ill pet. Usually found to have a woodland critter for hair. Will tell you how much he cares about his consistently failed crush. In response, you will most likely blow him off and inform him that he is a fucktard.

Generally spotted with an imaginary spiked collar with a short leash made of chain links attached to it. On the other end of the collar lies an emotionally mutilated girl who doesn't know what the fuck she wants. Quite often, this girl can be categorized as a thunderbunt.

Esteban: Holy shit, have you seen Bertrum lately?
Cristobo: Yeah dude, he slept outside Sondra's door when she didn't come to lunch.
Esteban: FUCKING thunderbunt.
Cristobo: Tell me about it. Fucking Bertrum. What a diseased piece of ass, sleeping outside the rooms of raging thunderbunts.

Bertrum by Quantum Bitch-Slap September 27, 2007

soggy burtram 

First find a Burtram then get six mates. everyone jacks of and nuts into the Burtrams ass ( doesn't need to be named Burtram ) the last one to nut has to drink the nut out of the Bertrams ass. This is an act done out of pure testosterone and is not homosexual in any means and every man participating must say no homo before the act of soggy Burtram.

"hey soggy burtram at my place at six" "nice dude no homo" "no homo"

soggy burtram by Xwarm February 25, 2018

bertrumsexual

you realise you are in love with bertrum and there’s nothing changing that. Bertrumsexual

the first time i lay my eyes on Bertrum i fell i love and thats when i knew i was bertrumsexual

bertrumsexual by bertrums wife January 16, 2021