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Dylan Barstow

A Rapper from the Lawrence/Methuen area who started a riot at Hampton Beach and got arrested by the S.W.A.T team. He started off as a boxer from INTENZE 978 and is very popular in the New England area for his reckless behavior and personality. He’s a good kid though, a lot of people know him from being a waiter too at TGI Fridays and even the older people like him. His nickname is also “Blicky”.
Dylan Barstow is a reckless kid, but a good kid.

Bumstown 

Just some word David Rudy thinks he made up.
I shit my pants. Bumstown.
Bumstown by pooptown22 June 11, 2013

Barstow Loogie 

When you are at a bachelor's party or some event with strippers.... and when playing "Feed The Kitty", the dancer squats over your face to pick up a $10 (or you remove a red vine from her pussy) she appears to be excited and drops "excitement' on your face.

The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!
A friend is a "Driver" for a stripper company. He goes to pick up a girl and she is not ready as she is having sex with her boyfriend.

Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.

While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.

He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!
Barstow Loogie by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011
The city you stop by for food and whizzing when traveling from So. Cal to Vegas. There is a sweet McDonald's there with train cars and a gift shop and the Del Taco there is epic. Pretty much all the people there are people who are traveling to and from Vegas.
We stopped by at Barstow halfway on out trip to vegas I bought McDonalds
Barstow by Bacon69warrior August 18, 2009
The motion of an upward turn of events primarily related to luck or difficult to control body-chemical states that results in heightened productivity, elevated mood of yourself and those around you, Maslow's hierarchy being met with ease.

Cases:
1. Coming into unexpected necessary sums of money allowing for other projects to be completed.

2. A manic burst of energy resulting in the house becoming clean, organized, unneglected.

3. Things going right, fostering an optimistic state.
Once you stop caring, you'll meet Burstog. Once you start caring, that's when Burstog leaves.
Burstog by Zir July 24, 2009

Barstow martini

A pookie or "oil burner" used for smoking methamphetamine.
If you've ever been to barstow, CA, odds are you've hit that ol Barstow martini and spent two weeks trying to sleep.
Barstow martini by Uncle homer June 29, 2020