When a man fucks a girl, with a condom on, so hard that the condom creates friction with the girl's vagina and causes it to become irritated, like rug-burn
Female 1: How was last night with Kyle?
Female 2: You know, his username isn't Pussydestroyer420 for nothin. He fucked me so hard I got Rubber-burn!
Female 1: Oh shit, you better go put some peanut butter on that shit.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.