Barbaranitis, a mild disease related to Alexcianitis. The symptoms for this are simple; Mum-jokes, "thats what she said" jokes and the worst of all, a shared symptom between them both Basic Bitchness.
Girl 1: Barbaranitis... a rare disease... yet we all have it... emotionally and physically.
Barbara: AmenSister...
She is a loving ,caring beautiful girl that doesn’t take stuff from girls she nice but can get mean but over all she pretty and a lot of girls are jealous of her 🥰
Do you see that girl over their that’s taking selfies she pretty her name must be Burmahni😘
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!