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*Noun*
A person who possesses an inflated sense of self-importance, yet lacks intellectual acuity, often relying on intuition or instinct rather than rational thought. Characterized by an unwarranted confidence in their abilities, often leading to comical or embarrassing situations.

*Etymology:*
Derived from the words "bum" (implying a lack of intellectual rigor) and "bite" (suggesting a sharp, but misplaced, confidence).
- "Dude, have you met the new team lead? Total bumbite."
- "I tried to explain the concept to him, but he's such a bumbite, he just wouldn't listen."
Bumbite by ChaantaDevi February 9, 2025

Bumbitch 

A female usually of lower class in which uses people to her benefit with no gain to others. She adapts to situations according to her wants. "Wants" because Bumbitchs always want because they never have. Uses the looks she hasn't already wore out to her advantage when using others. Lord knows she can't use her brain. Also brags about the children she never raised and is known to live couch to couch.
Bumbitchs are also people pleasers with high aspirations of becoming the first female version of El Chapo.
I'm tired of these Bumbitchs taking my belongings but leaving stds.
Bumbitch by Feeltheburnie June 10, 2018

Bumbsterbate 

When a homeless man is so lonely and bored, he has to whack it.
Yesterday in McDonald's, I walked into the bathroom and I heard the sound of the bumbsterbate, so there mus have been some dirty beatings going on in there.
Bumbsterbate by DomainofBEEP March 17, 2009

Bumitely7 

This is how to Pronounce it (bum It ely number seven) bumitely is a word for episodes and it's most Found in the seventh episode.
If you have a film and you say episode 7 but its bumitely7 or bumitely 7
Bumitely7 by Splatycat November 15, 2020
a word/nickname used to describe a close friend or family member that often acts foolish and/or folly in attempt to make others laugh.
look at the bumbie, he/she is so crazy!
Bumbie by skankabrembri88 March 20, 2017

Bumcited 

Adj.: A combination of the word Bummed and Excited. To be used in a situation that has an equally positive and equally negative effect.
David: Totally bumcited for hump day. The week is only half over, but two more days and its Friday.
Bumcited by DPow April 14, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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