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A feeling you get in you’re asshole
That curry last night gave me the Bumwees
BumWees by two door sedan June 1, 2024
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An uncontrollable urge to shit in a flowing motion, Starting off as a stomach churning, gut renching feeling that is rapidly followed by a run to the nearest Restroom where severe sweating and panic ensues as the uncontrollable flow of BUMWEE pours out of your ass. After this painful experiance the Sting of the ring of fire is the reminder of what you have just experianced, other than the Pebble dashed pan you leave behind.
"Ah mate, I've just had the worst BUMWEE ever, proper pouring out!!"
Bumwee by Expat Saudi Bumwees!! October 1, 2009
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The liquid which appears during toilet backwash. Carries with it an awful and awesome smell that can eliminate a grown man. Can often be placed into normal conversation to add hilarity unknown to bystanders.
Tramp: "Can I have a wee bite o yer sandwich?"
Lewis: "Yeah, it's a bit bumwee though. Thats a nice bumwee you've got."
Tramp: "Is yer friend takin' the piss?"

Also

"My GOD! It smells like bumwee in here! The smell is like getting hit in the face. WITH A SHIT!"
bumwee by Farg_Meh October 9, 2006

Bum Wees 

Liquid Diarrhea that comes out with such force it feels like you are urinating.
Dont go in there Sarah has bum wees.

That curry gave me bum wees for a few days.
Bum Wees by iwikiwi February 13, 2010
crappy marijuana. aka schwag. ditchweed.
That dude told me this was kind bud, but it's bumweed.
Bumweed by paperboy May 22, 2005
Poo so runny it is basically wee coming out of your bum
I had a bit of bumwee after that curry last night.
bumwee by julio! April 27, 2008

Enestatanez bumees! 

Adj.-A word used by older brazilian fathers when they are extremely disgruntled. Adj. A word to the effect of bumees, but more exsentuated.
Kid:"Dad, I just found out that my best friend is boning mom." Dad:...."Bumees"...., Kid:"And I join in sometimes", Dad:"Enestatanez bumees!"
Enestatanez bumees! by Saku August 31, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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