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An uncontrollable urge to shit in a flowing motion, Starting off as a stomach churning, gut renching feeling that is rapidly followed by a run to the nearest Restroom where severe sweating and panic ensues as the uncontrollable flow of BUMWEE pours out of your ass. After this painful experiance the Sting of the ring of fire is the reminder of what you have just experianced, other than the Pebble dashed pan you leave behind.
"Ah mate, I've just had the worst BUMWEE ever, proper pouring out!!"
Bumwee by Expat Saudi Bumwees!! October 1, 2009
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The liquid which appears during toilet backwash. Carries with it an awful and awesome smell that can eliminate a grown man. Can often be placed into normal conversation to add hilarity unknown to bystanders.
Tramp: "Can I have a wee bite o yer sandwich?"
Lewis: "Yeah, it's a bit bumwee though. Thats a nice bumwee you've got."
Tramp: "Is yer friend takin' the piss?"

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"My GOD! It smells like bumwee in here! The smell is like getting hit in the face. WITH A SHIT!"
bumwee by Farg_Meh October 9, 2006

Bum Wees 

Liquid Diarrhea that comes out with such force it feels like you are urinating.
Dont go in there Sarah has bum wees.

That curry gave me bum wees for a few days.
Bum Wees by iwikiwi February 13, 2010
crappy marijuana. aka schwag. ditchweed.
That dude told me this was kind bud, but it's bumweed.
Bumweed by paperboy May 22, 2005
Poo so runny it is basically wee coming out of your bum
I had a bit of bumwee after that curry last night.
bumwee by julio! April 27, 2008

Enestatanez bumees! 

Adj.-A word used by older brazilian fathers when they are extremely disgruntled. Adj. A word to the effect of bumees, but more exsentuated.
Kid:"Dad, I just found out that my best friend is boning mom." Dad:...."Bumees"...., Kid:"And I join in sometimes", Dad:"Enestatanez bumees!"
Enestatanez bumees! by Saku August 31, 2003
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