BumWees

A feeling you get in you’re asshole

That curry last night gave me the Bumwees

by two door sedan June 1, 2024

Bumwee

An uncontrollable urge to shit in a flowing motion, Starting off as a stomach churning, gut renching feeling that is rapidly followed by a run to the nearest Restroom where severe sweating and panic ensues as the uncontrollable flow of BUMWEE pours out of your ass. After this painful experiance the Sting of the ring of fire is the reminder of what you have just experianced, other than the Pebble dashed pan you leave behind.

"Ah mate, I've just had the worst BUMWEE ever, proper pouring out!!"

by Expat Saudi Bumwees!! October 1, 2009

bumwee

The liquid which appears during toilet backwash. Carries with it an awful and awesome smell that can eliminate a grown man. Can often be placed into normal conversation to add hilarity unknown to bystanders.

Tramp: "Can I have a wee bite o yer sandwich?"
Lewis: "Yeah, it's a bit bumwee though. Thats a nice bumwee you've got."
Tramp: "Is yer friend takin' the piss?"

Also

"My GOD! It smells like bumwee in here! The smell is like getting hit in the face. WITH A SHIT!"

by Farg_Meh October 9, 2006

Bum Wees

Liquid Diarrhea that comes out with such force it feels like you are urinating.

Dont go in there Sarah has bum wees.

That curry gave me bum wees for a few days.

by iwikiwi February 13, 2010

Bumweed

crappy marijuana. aka schwag. ditchweed.

That dude told me this was kind bud, but it's bumweed.

by paperboy May 22, 2005

bumwee

Poo so runny it is basically wee coming out of your bum

I had a bit of bumwee after that curry last night.

by julio! April 27, 2008

Enestatanez bumees!

Adj.-A word used by older brazilian fathers when they are extremely disgruntled. Adj. A word to the effect of bumees, but more exsentuated.

Kid:"Dad, I just found out that my best friend is boning mom." Dad:...."Bumees"...., Kid:"And I join in sometimes", Dad:"Enestatanez bumees!"

by Saku August 31, 2003