Bum Pickle 

A slimey object shoved up the rectum

He likes to shove Bum Pickles up his backside

Bum Pickle by JubbaMHC September 15, 2013

mike pickle bum 

A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.

"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.

mike pickle bum by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016

Pickled Bum Cakes 

When Something doesnt go right when your cooking. This may be when you fail and burn the food or when you hurt yourself with a Kitchen Item.

This may also be used as a alternative to messing up or saying bollocks.

Oh, Pickled Bum Cakes i broke the friggin computer.

Pickled Bum Cakes by Choclate Fireguard October 15, 2011

picker bum 

something that is genrally dirty,messy, horibble etc.. like picking your bum

"the kitchen is well picker bum"
this means
"the kitchen is well dirty/genrally messy"

picker bum by joeboy5556 April 30, 2009

Bumtickle 

The act of tickling another's bum with your penis.

Arielle loves a good Bumtickle now and again.

Bumtickle by GTheDude March 21, 2008

bumpnickle 

A idiot that doesn't know what they’re talking about.

Person: did you know ...
Other person: shut up you bumpnickle

bumpnickle by Oaklan June 9, 2020

bumtickler 

A large erected penis. A male or female rubs it on the anus and it sends a shock through the rectum. This experience is worth while

"Ooo John, give me a bumtickler, I'm horny!"

bumtickler by LongTrout May 18, 2008