Bum Grape

While squeezing out a hot fresh cinnimon roll, you descover a rather large hemeroid has jumped ship and a visit to the local GP is in order.

Honey!!! fetch some towels my bum grape is paying me another visit!!!

by JP Jeremy October 7, 2008

Bum Grapes

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

by Tom May 2, 2003

bum grapes

Another word to add to the colection of Weebl and Bob wierd words. Others include Bum Clouds Bum Hats among others.

Oh Bum Grapes!

by SkuM001 February 2, 2004

Better Grade Of Bum

Better Grade Of Bum or BGOB, denotes the level of street people in different areas of the country

The street people of the urban east coast are for the most part marginally uneducated with limited social skills and couldn't hold a job in the best of times. As you get into the West and the coastal areas you find a better grade of bum. It is not to say that they are any less lazy, the just have adapted better to their environment. The urban outdoorsman in nicer areas are no less crazy, the just cope better.

by bullet88 November 4, 2010

bumgrapes

Bumgrapes are another word for Haemorrhoids

Marc had strange haemorrhoids like dumplings hanging from his frequently visited asshole

by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003

bumgrapes

bumgrapes, interj. Used to express annoyance or anger.

My planet is falling around my head! Bumgrapes!

by Grant0 April 14, 2004