Someone who lives and breathes bullshit.
Even the carbon dioxide that they exhale has bullshit.
They have the tendancy to lie about the smallest things to make themselves seem better.
Even the carbon dioxide that they exhale has bullshit.
They have the tendancy to lie about the smallest things to make themselves seem better.
Tommy: Wow Cindy, You're slow. I finished my chemistry homework yesterday!
Cindy: Yeah right.
-Few hours later-
Tommy: Cindy! I need help with my chemistry homework!
Cindy: You just told me you finished it!
-Few hours later-
Cindy: Tommy is such a bullshitter
Jonas: FUCK YOU SHARK!
Cindy: Yeah right.
-Few hours later-
Tommy: Cindy! I need help with my chemistry homework!
Cindy: You just told me you finished it!
-Few hours later-
Cindy: Tommy is such a bullshitter
Jonas: FUCK YOU SHARK!
by MyNameIsJonas August 26, 2006
Someone who lives a very very dull boring an shitty life that they make up stories to make themselfs sound like anyone other than the boring ass fuck face that they are.
They are usually HUGE HUGE flakes which is why they are bullshitters in the first place. They never go out because they flake which leads to them having no friends an sitting at home all day jerking off to pictures of fat girls. Before they know whats happened, they have no intresting stories to tell or relate to. Thus causing them to spew the stupidest an fuckin biggest lies EVER!
They are in reality total pussies an even worse, bad story tellers. even with the lies they spew, the story goes no where an has no climax
They NEVER admit to lying or bullshitting even though 99% of the stories they tell contradict or make absolutely no sense what so ever. A bullshitter can be spotted easily because he will interupt with his horrible lie of a story an its very obvious from the start that its nothing close to the truth.
Its a complete waste of your mother fucking time to even look at these people. Mostly because they will never admit to lying, they will just spew out more bullshit to cover the orginal bullshit. a very good example of a bullshitter is Garrett "Winslow" Dutton
They are usually HUGE HUGE flakes which is why they are bullshitters in the first place. They never go out because they flake which leads to them having no friends an sitting at home all day jerking off to pictures of fat girls. Before they know whats happened, they have no intresting stories to tell or relate to. Thus causing them to spew the stupidest an fuckin biggest lies EVER!
They are in reality total pussies an even worse, bad story tellers. even with the lies they spew, the story goes no where an has no climax
They NEVER admit to lying or bullshitting even though 99% of the stories they tell contradict or make absolutely no sense what so ever. A bullshitter can be spotted easily because he will interupt with his horrible lie of a story an its very obvious from the start that its nothing close to the truth.
Its a complete waste of your mother fucking time to even look at these people. Mostly because they will never admit to lying, they will just spew out more bullshit to cover the orginal bullshit. a very good example of a bullshitter is Garrett "Winslow" Dutton
Jon: "yeah man, we were almost ready to throw down right there but.....
Garrett: "DUDE! This one night I was at this party, crazy party like 500 people there, people are hanging off the celing fans an shit. Anyways, this guys just talking shit making up stories an im getting sick of it, so I just punch the guy in the face. Cops come an just let me go. I was soooo hammered, had like 29 beers"
Jon: "AHHHH DUDE, BULLSHIT!!! youre such a fuckin bullshitter, go fuck your mother!"
Garrett: "DUDE! This one night I was at this party, crazy party like 500 people there, people are hanging off the celing fans an shit. Anyways, this guys just talking shit making up stories an im getting sick of it, so I just punch the guy in the face. Cops come an just let me go. I was soooo hammered, had like 29 beers"
Jon: "AHHHH DUDE, BULLSHIT!!! youre such a fuckin bullshitter, go fuck your mother!"
by llegoz October 16, 2009
Art is a classic bullshitter. He talks out of his ass and never backs up anything he says but he will never admit it.
by Mery Lopez. July 15, 2005
by Wilo March 4, 2005
1. One who "Bullshits"
2. Someone who constantly makes excuses instead of taking action
3. Someone who says they're going to do something, but doesn't end up doing it.
4. My mans, Tony16
2. Someone who constantly makes excuses instead of taking action
3. Someone who says they're going to do something, but doesn't end up doing it.
4. My mans, Tony16
Guy 1: "Bruh, please don't be a bullshitter this time and actually show up"
Guy 2: "Ok, man, I will. You can count on it
*The time comes to show up*
Guy 1: "Yo, are you going to come?"
Guy 2: "It's over. I'm not going to go (even though I said I was going to go earlier)
Guy 2: "Ok, man, I will. You can count on it
*The time comes to show up*
Guy 1: "Yo, are you going to come?"
Guy 2: "It's over. I'm not going to go (even though I said I was going to go earlier)
by Beasley August 8, 2017
Someone who talks total crap out of their ringpiece. They tell that many lies that the pure idiotic fiction spewing out of their gob becomes reality in their tiny pea sized minds.
Rachel Stokes from Wolverhampton is a true bullshitter. Girl i can smell turds and its coming from your gob.
by Schema-Master July 18, 2008
1 .Someone who talks out of his ass, tries to "enhance" his personal biography with stories that usually won't fool anyone. 2. Someone who pertains to bullshit.
Dennis: Yeah, back in Nam' i flew the F-104 Starfighter in the special forces and i dogfighted 7 Mig-21's and shot each of them down except for one more when i ran out of ammo, so i started to gain some speed and ended up side by side with his jet, we looked at each other through the sides and i opened my Canopy and reached over to his jet with my combat knife and stabbed the mig pilot to death! Then i ran out of fuel so i took my oxygen tube and hooked it up to his fuel tank to my fuel tank and i took his fuel out while the pilot was dead and so i was able to travel home with a full tank. Yeah, i remember the sarge giving me 11 gold Valor ribbons, 19 Outstanding Airman badges, 90 Pilot badges, and 7 medal of honors, i keep them stored up my asshole. Oh yeah, and i also got a Astronaut badge when my F-104 achieved Mach-9.7 and went into Low earth orbit and stayed up there until the gravity pulled me back in which my jet as able to survive the Re-entry.
Me: Wow, you are the worst Bullshitter mankind has ever met.
Me: Wow, you are the worst Bullshitter mankind has ever met.
by Anti-bser-missile February 1, 2009