Bullshit Diver

Someone who dives headfirst into trending news, social media narratives, or any headline starting with "Scientists discovered..." without ever checking the primary source. They outsource all their critical thinking to perceived authority figures and aggressively enforce the current mainstream narrative onto their friends. If anyone asks for proof, questions a methodology, or points out media bias, they instantly shut down the conversation by labelling the sceptic a "conspiracy theorist."

Essentially, they are the exact opposite of a hardcore conspiracy theorist—a blindly trusting news fanatic. Yet, they suffer from the identical intellectual laziness. While a conspiracy theorist rejects all authority, a bullshit diver worships it, taking everything at face value as long as it has a shiny logo attached.

Dave: "Dude, scientists just discovered that eating artificial turf is actually good for your gut biome! It was trending all morning."
Mike: "Did you actually read the study's methodology, or just the clickbait headline?"
Dave: "Stop being such a conspiracy theorist, Mike. The article said it's proven!"
Mike: "Alright, you absolute bullshit diver, keep swallowing the feed."

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"I had to leave the group chat. Mark turned into a massive bullshit diver—he just regurgitates whatever the news tells him to be mad about today, and if you ask him for an actual source, he just calls you a conspiracy theorist."

Bullshit Diver by Monster Mask Master August 30, 2026

Bullshitiverse

The world in which we live in now being so messed up on so many levels, especially while you’re also going through a huge amount of extra bullshit and extra bullshit and stressful situations. Used when you just can't explain how bad amd messed up it is.

" I just can't cope with all of the anxiety whilst having to live and work in this bullshitiverse

Bullshitiverse by Abstractfox November 26, 2021