Buckfast Bandolier 

A collection of regrets you visibly carry around with you. (GB)

A bottle of Buckfast has the ability to generate many regretful situations due to inebriety, so visibly carrying a bandolier of vials of the vile liquid is tantamount to future regrets in the making.

"Hey isn't Dave seeming a bit preoccupied?"
"Yeah, he's been carrying his regrets like a Buckfast bandolier."

Buckfast Bandolier by AtomicNicos July 24, 2022

Buckfast Bandolier 

West Coast of Scotland slang (primarily Glasgow) for the act of ejaculating across an individuals torso after consuming a large amount of the popular tonic wine "Buckfast".

We went for a dinner and a movie then I gave her the old buckfast bandolier.

Buckfast Bandolier by The Buckfast Bandit July 22, 2022