Buckfast Bandolier 

A collection of regrets you visibly carry around with you. (GB)

A bottle of Buckfast has the ability to generate many regretful situations due to inebriety, so visibly carrying a bandolier of vials of the vile liquid is tantamount to future regrets in the making.

"Hey isn't Dave seeming a bit preoccupied?"
"Yeah, he's been carrying his regrets like a Buckfast bandolier."

Buckfast Bandolier by AtomicNicos July 24, 2022

Buckfast Bandolier 

West Coast of Scotland slang (primarily Glasgow) for the act of ejaculating across an individuals torso after consuming a large amount of the popular tonic wine "Buckfast".

We went for a dinner and a movie then I gave her the old buckfast bandolier.

Buckfast Bandolier by The Buckfast Bandit July 22, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008