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Mitch Buchannon 

A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.
Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.

Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.

Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!

(Two friends talking)

Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.

Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
Mitch Buchannon by NotTheHoff August 6, 2018

James Buchanan Barnes 

A.K.A Bucky, he and Steve Rogers were childhood friends before (spoiler alert) Bucky was turned into the Winter Soldier and had his memory erased.
James Buchanan Barnes iis my gay lil baby hurt him & I'll kill you.
Another name for a young boy who loves sausage rolls. Typically visits Greggs on a daily basis for an 80p sausage roll fresh from the oven.

Can be used as family friendly version of fuck.
Example 1: Have you seen how many sausage rolls Buchan has? He literally bought the whole shop out!

Example 2: *stubs toe*
AH BUCHAN!
Buchan by caldawgy391 February 4, 2017

Buchanan 

A name that deserves the utmost respect. The descendants of a warrior clan in Scotland. A force to not be reckoned with.
Man that guy's scary!
Yup... He's a Buchanan.

James Buchanan 

The worst American President ever, serving from 1857-1861, and that's saying something when you have George W. Bush, Warren G. Harding and Franklin Pierce. Seven states succeeded from the Union under his Presidency. His excuse for inaction was: I do not have the constitutional authority to do anything.
(1860 Boston)

Niall: Seamus, did ya hear that South Carolina has left the Union?

Seamus: Aye, tis a major problem, what is James Buchanan doing about it?

Niall: He says he doesn't have the constitutional authority to send troops!

Seamus: Boy, that Buchanan is really fucking up!