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Buchon
Mexican drug cartel "soldier" wannabe.
They are normal people with normal jobs, until the weekend where they spend all their money on pissing contests. The way they dress is a combination of cowboy, Ed Hardy rhinestone-ridden tshirts, faux exotic leather boots and something resembling a bulletproof vest but made out of cloth; Like a purple rain era Prince / Cowboy Curtis / COD Black ops cover / reggaeton mashup.
They have a cult for "Scarface", or any other fictional druglord, Buchanan's whiskey and cognac (which they rarely can afford) , italian brands of cars and clothing and a non-sanctioned by the catholic church saint called Jesús Malverde.
They claim to be deeply rooted in a rural origin, but the absolute majority work at a maquiladora and have never worked the fields or seen a horse.
The earliest depiction of what we can call a Proto-Buchon found origin in southern california, not in mexico as all claim, most probably in the plantation fields found between Indio and Coachella CA. where many people from Durango, Sinaloa and Michoacan where struck by the contemporary approach of "Chalino" Sanchez over the regional music. Mostly all the iconography, myths and fashion are manufactured in the United States for that audience, as an industry that feeds that imagery and false hope to all those legal an illegal field workers; Then, as they send their money, they also send that ideology and sociocultural bastardization to mexico.
They are normal people with normal jobs, until the weekend where they spend all their money on pissing contests. The way they dress is a combination of cowboy, Ed Hardy rhinestone-ridden tshirts, faux exotic leather boots and something resembling a bulletproof vest but made out of cloth; Like a purple rain era Prince / Cowboy Curtis / COD Black ops cover / reggaeton mashup.
They have a cult for "Scarface", or any other fictional druglord, Buchanan's whiskey and cognac (which they rarely can afford) , italian brands of cars and clothing and a non-sanctioned by the catholic church saint called Jesús Malverde.
They claim to be deeply rooted in a rural origin, but the absolute majority work at a maquiladora and have never worked the fields or seen a horse.
The earliest depiction of what we can call a Proto-Buchon found origin in southern california, not in mexico as all claim, most probably in the plantation fields found between Indio and Coachella CA. where many people from Durango, Sinaloa and Michoacan where struck by the contemporary approach of "Chalino" Sanchez over the regional music. Mostly all the iconography, myths and fashion are manufactured in the United States for that audience, as an industry that feeds that imagery and false hope to all those legal an illegal field workers; Then, as they send their money, they also send that ideology and sociocultural bastardization to mexico.
"why did you invite your Buchon cousins?"
"buchon is the new Jersey Shore, but with natural brown skin"
"buchon is the new Jersey Shore, but with natural brown skin"
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buchon • buchona • Buchonka-mouse • BUCHANAN • Bichon • Buchan • Bichon Frise • bucho • Bunhong • bumhonk
Buchon
A term coming from the rural parts of the Mexican state of Sinaloa referring to the people living in the Sierra with their bloated necks or double chins (as you say here in the States) due to the abundance of Zinc found in their water.
“Buchon viene de la palabra buche, que significa cuello, esa palabra viene de Sinaloa” - el compa george
Buchon by Zheng_teng November 24, 2021
BUCHON
ONE WHO IS INVOLVED WITH THE MEXICAN MIFIA , HAS A HUGE SEX APEAL TOWARD WOMEN VERY OUTGOING ALWAYS OUT PARTING ,AND HAS A LUXURIOUS LIFESTYLE THAT INCLUDE SEX WOMEN MONEY BUCHANAN'S DRUGS
BUCHON by ELGUEROSHAMPOO January 5, 2013
Buchon
In South America, a rat. A stool pigeon. A canary. Someone who calls the police or authorities on someone else. Usually the other person is doing no wrong. The rat just wants to get them in trouble somehow.
Buchon by Joe brownski June 28, 2019
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buchon by coatlicue13 January 29, 2009
Mitch Buchannon
A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.
Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.
Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.
Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
Mitch Buchannon by NotTheHoff August 6, 2018
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