Bruntled 

Adjective that describes a disheveled cleaning utensil. Is often used as a derogatory term.

The sponge was so overused that it became bruntled.

Derogatory example: My old wife is bruntled

Bruntled by danjho May 27, 2023

bruncledad 

I have seen many explanations of this, but here I will explain how it works:
A chav girl has sex with her chav brother, who is also her father which is not uncommon. They produce a chav child, which will biologically be both her brother and her son. At the age of about 8, the chav child will have sex with it's chav mother [afore mentioned 'chav girl', producing another child to which the previous chav child will be brother, uncle, and dad.

chav: im gona see ma da tonight.
chav#: e's ur uncle too rite?
chav: yeah an my bro. e's my bruncledad.

bruncledad by cait h July 22, 2007

brunted 

brutal intercourse while being munted

I felt like we were a great couple until she asked me for a brunting - it took me 6 tins of bourbon and coke to get in the mood and then I brunted her for 4 minutes. My longest brunting effort yet!

brunted by brunter June 19, 2016

bruncledad 

Originated on a certain anti-chav site, used to describe the odd relationship apparently inbred chavs have with other (male) members of their family. (SEE Jug Ears. ALL chavs have jug-ears.)

Probably obviously, it derives from brother, uncle, and dad, and it has been quoted as "merely being uncle dad with 2 extra letters".

No-one, as of yet, has managed to figure out how a person might become brother, uncle, and father all to the same person.

A suitably humourous female counterpart has yet to be coined.

That chavette only has a dummy in her mouth to keep in all the spooge she drained from her bruncledad's nutsack.

bruncledad by TheACM September 20, 2008

Bruntlett 

the crease or fault in the scrotum that physically demonstrates serperation between the testes

The man had a well defined bruntlett admist the wrinkles of his scrotum.

Bruntlett by Marcell Marceaux Stringfellow October 19, 2005

bruncledad 

Derogatory term used in reference to inbred families or communities, usually chav related.

To actually be a Bruncledad you would have to have been born from a woman who had slept with her dad. You would then be her brother and her son. Then you would have to sleep with her and you'd be a bruncledad to the kid from that. Youd be the kids brother because his mother gave birth to you. Youd be his uncle because her dad is your father, and so youre her brother. And you'd be the kids dad.

Whats up with that 6-toed bruncledad?

bruncledad by The Cultured Evil Genius July 14, 2007

bruntlett 

The faulting in the scrotum caused by the friction between the tectonic testes.

A man should take pride in his bruntlett, for it is a veritable family crest, or heirloom, if one will.

She licks a pretty pretty pretty pretty good bruntlett

bruntlett by Marcell Marceaux Stringfellow IV July 20, 2008