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bruised fruit 

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A homosexual male with emotional issues.
You should have seen the way Bruce burst out into tears while watching Lifetime the other day . . . that boy is a bruised fruit!

Bruised fruit 

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A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey
Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit
Bruised fruit by Tony July 13, 2004

Bruised fruit 

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A divorced (or otherwise damaged) person.
She seemed okay, but that chick was bruised fruit, man.
Bruised fruit by tmfbitu May 18, 2006

Fruit bruiser

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A typically straight , alpha male type that occasionally engages in gay sex, yet afterwards , beats ups and verbally attacks gay lover to feel more manly and less homosexual.
"Jon is cool, but he's a notorious fruit bruiser ."
Fruit bruiser by Bigsh!tty June 16, 2017
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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