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bruised fruit 

A homosexual male with emotional issues.
You should have seen the way Bruce burst out into tears while watching Lifetime the other day . . . that boy is a bruised fruit!

Bruised fruit 

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey
Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit
Bruised fruit by Tony July 13, 2004

Bruised fruit 

A divorced (or otherwise damaged) person.
She seemed okay, but that chick was bruised fruit, man.
Bruised fruit by tmfbitu May 18, 2006

Fruit bruiser

A typically straight , alpha male type that occasionally engages in gay sex, yet afterwards , beats ups and verbally attacks gay lover to feel more manly and less homosexual.
"Jon is cool, but he's a notorious fruit bruiser ."
Fruit bruiser by Bigsh!tty June 16, 2017
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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