Bruhcrastinate

A boy who does his work last minute even if it is the most hardest homework in the whole year. He still somehow manages to get a B, C, or A on every homework assignment he ever does.

( Opposite of a bruhcrastinater) Hey did you finish you 100,000,00 paged essay that you are supposed to work on for a whole year.
(bruhcrastinater) Nah man I am chilling. I have not even started yet.
( Opposite of a bruhcrastinater) You do know that tomorrow is new years right.
( bruhcrastinater) ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
( Opposite of a bruhcrastinater) No I finished mine ahead of time.
(bruhcrastinater) I gotta get started.
( Opposite of a bruhcrastinater) You are a master bruhcrastinater Ryan.
( bruhcrastinater) I know Christian I know.

Bruhcrastinate by Raining Rainbows March 6, 2020

Brocrastinate 

The action done by a bro when putting off work.

Bro #1: Dude did you do the History Summary Brah?

Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.

Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master

Brocrastinate by IBrock March 10, 2011

Brocrastinate 

To play beer pong and/or otherwise bro out when you have homework that you should be doing.

I was going to write my essay, but then I decided to crack a couple of nattys and brocrastinate.

Brocrastinate by Dr.Potatoes September 27, 2010

brocrastinate 

(v) To put off doing something, and hanging out with your bros instead.

"Are you gonna do your math assignment? It's due tomorrow."
"Nah, imma go brocrastinate with Chad and Ryan instead."

brocrastinate by DelTa Mar February 20, 2020

brocrastinate 

verb; the act of hanging out with your buddies when you have a paper to write.

"i brocrastinated on my project due tomorrow, and it's worth 50% of my final grade!"
"enjoy the f..."

brocrastinate by brightbluebugthing December 24, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022