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Bruceville-Eddy, Texas

A little town with a whole lotta nuthin, except for a school official who set up camera's in the girls restrooms, a police chief fired for allowing rogue cops rough up citizens, and the rogue cops themselves that work for peanuts due to all the other P.D.'s that didn't want them. But rest assured that what they lack in professionalism, they more than make up for with ego. A short focus on these punks shows that they dish out tickets that are generally bogus and only serve to produce revenue for the pathetic department that threatens locals as well. If you're from another area, never stop here for gas or anything else. The snakes also nail people on I-35 going past Bruceville-Eddy, so watch out. Avoid this shit-hole as much as possible.
The police dept. in Bruceville-Eddy, Texas has threatened towns folk more than once that their taxes will increase if they're not allowed to continue to fleece innocent motorists with undeserved tickets. They are useless for anything else.
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When a team sits back, does absolutely fuck for 90 minutes with 30% possesion hoping to see if hoofing it can fluke a goal.
The Brentford game was a classic example if Bruceball, shocking.
Bruceball by BigManJeeb December 22, 2020

brucewillisisonfire

The best movie ever to come on Newgrounds.

See also Keanureevesisonfire.
Holy shit, did you see BRUCEWILLISISONFIRE?! It's freaking awesome!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026