Brple 

(Bur-pull)

noun A person that ruins something for a group, caused by putting their own preference over the group's general preference(preferably music).

alternative definition A person that says they agree or like something due to the fact that it is unpopular or different.

"You're such a brple, 100 gecs isn't even good you freak"
"You like yeezus because it's Kanye West's most unique album? You are a brple"

Brple by I am the definitionGOD October 22, 2020

Brule 

"Brule" is sassy slang for "bullshit rule." One way to spot a brule is to look for social constructs and commonly held beliefs that are so baked-in to our cultural understanding and worldview that they generally go unnoticed and unquestioned.

All too often brules keep us from believing and pursuing our dreams and goals.

Brule by Brulebreaker November 6, 2023

dr. steve brule 

A droctor

"Hi I'm Dr. Steve Brule"

"I'm a Droctor too!"

dr. steve brule by Damnskippy2415 November 24, 2013

Bruple 

People who are more than best friends but less than a couple. They do have some sort of feelings attached. Pronounced similar to couple .

We are a Happy Bruple .

Bruple by Bstyagi April 25, 2017

Brolex 

A fake Rolex that all of your friends agree to say is real when you're around women.

Dude, we're gonna be hookin' up tonight when you sling your Brolex around!

Brolex by RealRolexGuy March 27, 2011

Brolentines Day

The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.

I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.

Brolentines Day by The Stafford Executive March 2, 2011

The Crème Brulee Dessert 

You are in the wilderness with your lady. You build a nice, romantic fire to keep her warm and hand her a beer. She cuddles in for warmth. You accept and cuddle back. You are not romantic, this is a set up for an monumental Crème Brule (burnt cream) Dessert.

As she feels warm and loved, you use this to your advantage and push for BJ by the aptly roaring fire. She cannot say no and begins to blow you like a Missouri tornado. As soon as you are about to bust, you pull out without telling her and unleash a thick, healthy splattering if jizz all over her face. Before she can do anything, you grab her head and hold it as close to the fire as you can so as to not burn her but rather for the jizz to gently harden over her face. Once she has been glazed over, you pull her away for the fire, let her cool a moment and gently tap the hardened jizz glaze on her face with your dick, not unlike a crème brule with a spoon.

Note – this does not have to be done with a fire, you can also use a radiator, hot plate, etc.

So I was with Mindy the other night. Took her out past Old Bear Road and down by Brawny Creek. Had a cooler full of Millers and started a nice campfire to get her twatt a soppin’. Worked like a charm. Next thing you know, she is sucking me off like a white collar criminal doing hard time with murderers. Well, I pull out my cock and drop a mother load of bag yogurt all over her unsuspecting face. Before she has a chance, I grab her, hold her close to the fire and glaze that jizz over her gub until it forms a nice little crust. Then I pulled her away to let her cool and tapped that crust with my cock till it cracked, like a fancy ass The Crème Brulee Dessert.

The Crème Brulee Dessert by madmarkfromthetdot October 11, 2012