broxbourne

white suburbia . possibly the deadest and emptiest town in hertfordshire, not very known. full of rich snobby pretty people .

guy 1:"ahh man ma girl moved to broxbourne "

guy 2 "Broxboure ..where the heck is that ??"

guy 1 : " i wish i knew"

by jwexzi April 1, 2009

Broxbourne

Small town in Hertfordshire, in the South East of England. It is the main town in the Borough of Broxbourne, which also contains Wormley, Hoddesdon, Waltham Cross, Goffs Oak, and Cheshunt. The River Lee, which starts at Luton, and joins the River Thames in South London, runs straight through it. Broxbourne is, therefore, at a high risk of flooding, as parts of it are very close to the river bank. It is just North of London, close to Enfield, and is not on the London Underground network. It is also very close to the border between Hertfordshire and Essex. It is the home of The Broxbourne School, as well as several primary schools.

I wish I lived somewhere with things to do other than walk and cycle, like Broxbourne

by lalalarveyoulotslikejellytots July 8, 2011

The broxbourne school

The broxbourne school is meant to be the best school in hertfordshire, but is like a prison. Care more about your fake tan and eye brows than your actual eduction. Getting beat up? don’t care. Skipping lessons? don’t care. Have hair lower than a number 2? your getting kicked out. Walk into the girls toilets and you’ll find Nigel or someone having a breakdown. Walk into the boys toilets and it’s a war zone. The pupils almost all have anger issues and the school has holes in the walls. The school care more about the state of your shoes than your actual wellbeing. Don’t even go there about using your phone. Warning do not throw a chair at a PE teacher!

The Broxbourne School: WHY ARE YOU WEARING TRAINERS?

Pupil: IDK

the Broxbourne School: 5 DAY INCLUSION

by 74738292 April 24, 2020

The Broxbourne School

This school consists of snobby white boys who think they’re big but are wet , arrogant and basic

Girl : What school do you go to ?

Boy : The Broxbourne School

Girl: *Laughs*

by broxbourneboysaregay April 17, 2019

Broxbourne secondary school

broxbourne school is a chavy school full of tramps and druggies. People think it is a good school but the teachers are nonces and the students are crack heads.

Boy: what school do you go
Girl:broxbourne secondary school, and you?

by User101010 April 11, 2019

Broxbourne

Town in Hertfordshire, known for anti BLM protest, the National Front, Tories and some of the worst pubs in the country full of racist skinheads.

No diversity, boring, lifeless.

Miles from anywhere, terrible transport links.

Broxbourne? Where's that?

Oh you want to go to Broxbourne? Watch out for the Tories.

by CaptainFlabticus April 5, 2023