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Brown Dog 

When a girl/guy shits on a guy's penis during anal sex.
Guy: Bitch, you just Brown Dogged me!
Girl: Sorry, I forgot to shit before we got in bed.
Brown Dog by D-BoyFresh2011 August 15, 2015

Brown Dog 

to be publicly embarrassed while already doing something embarrassing.
You're walking in NYC and you throw a finished drink into the garbage at the same time a homeless person is reaching into the trash can and some ice splashes on his hand. The homeless man's response: "Ahhh, you brown dogged me!"
Brown Dog by AndreaFromBuffaloNY August 15, 2014

brown dog 

adj, generic, not outstanding in any way

etymology -
Use of brown dog as an adjective comes from conversational English:

"What kinda dog is that?"
"It's brown."
"Why's your video stream constantly cutting out?"
"My internet sucks. I got brown dog internet."
brown dog by waveofmist August 5, 2020

Brown Dog 

A brown dog in lamest terms is a big brown turd
My girlfriend wanted a brown dog today. So I pooped on her breast.
Brown Dog by CubanB777 February 10, 2024

Brown dog scratching at my door 

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

brown dog is barking at the back door

The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.
I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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