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brown card 

When a male joins the gay community or behaves in a homosexual-like manor that suggests that he should.
Nick: "Where is George? He isn't usually late to football practice."

Paul: "I heard he had nail appointment."

Nick: "I heard he needs a brown card."
brown card by Chiiiiiips April 18, 2010

Brown Credit Card 

Taking your hand, in a Karate Chop position, and swiping it between someone's butt cheeks.
Bimmy: Hey! Why did you just swipe my ass with your hand?!!!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!
Brown Credit Card by IMissTheInternet September 19, 2020

brown cardigan 

when a girl sits on a guy's shoulders, facing the guy, and shits on his chest as he eats her out
I had to take a shower after that chick gave me a brown cardigan
brown cardigan by wumpas69 December 5, 2009

brown carded

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.
brown carded by rpetras June 10, 2008

brownward dog 

When the yoga instructor called for the downward dog, Gabe, having heard "brownward dog", put it in Stephanie's butt in front of the whole class.
brownward dog by buttsexmichael April 18, 2014