Brown Toad

A slang term for genital warts.

After my last one night stand, I caught the brown toad.

by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

Brownload

The act of defecating on someone's open laptop and shutting it. Usually done when one desires to be a huge prick.

Andy: "Josh stole my towel when I was in the shower so I am totally going to brownload his computer."
Bill: "Nice. You should use his sheets to wipe."

by irishfan86 January 16, 2011

download a brownload

means you are going to take a crap.

I'll be back in a few, I've gotta go DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD.

"Hey, can you pull over at the next rest area, I NEED TO DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD"


common responses from others that hear the phrase said:

Gross
does that generate a large log file?
what is your download speed?
so is that a broad band connection? baa ha ha ha ha!!!
dude, be carefull not to let that turn into a core dump!
dont forget to wipe
Who is your ISP?

by BOOGIEMANN May 2, 2005

Download a brownload

The act of unleashing a massive shit on some poor unsuspecting toilet.

Jim: Where did cletus go?

Bertha: He ran off to the bathroom, said something about having to download a brownload.

by Big booty bertha rex December 9, 2015

brownload

To browse the internet on the toilet with a portable electronics device.

Dee's morning ritual consisted of a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a quick brownload of nytimes.com.

by NeonWarwick August 4, 2007

brownloading

taking a poop; taking a shit; pooping; shitting

I was on the toilet brownloading when my mom came in.

by insanewolfe December 26, 2010

Brownloading

Anal sex. To get loaded in the brown.

My mom walked in on me brownloading Steve, and now she thinks I'm gay.

by OrionKale January 31, 2009