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Brownload 

The act of defecating on someone's open laptop and shutting it. Usually done when one desires to be a huge prick.
Andy: "Josh stole my towel when I was in the shower so I am totally going to brownload his computer."
Bill: "Nice. You should use his sheets to wipe."
Brownload by irishfan86 January 16, 2011

download a brownload 

means you are going to take a crap.
I'll be back in a few, I've gotta go DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD.

"Hey, can you pull over at the next rest area, I NEED TO DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD"


common responses from others that hear the phrase said:

Gross
does that generate a large log file?
what is your download speed?
so is that a broad band connection? baa ha ha ha ha!!!
dude, be carefull not to let that turn into a core dump!
dont forget to wipe
Who is your ISP?

Download a brownload 

The act of unleashing a massive shit on some poor unsuspecting toilet.
Jim: Where did cletus go?

Bertha: He ran off to the bathroom, said something about having to download a brownload.

brownload 

To browse the internet on the toilet with a portable electronics device.
Dee's morning ritual consisted of a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a quick brownload of nytimes.com.
brownload by NeonWarwick August 4, 2007

brownloading 

taking a poop; taking a shit; pooping; shitting
I was on the toilet brownloading when my mom came in.
brownloading by insanewolfe December 26, 2010

Brownloading 

Anal sex. To get loaded in the brown.
My mom walked in on me brownloading Steve, and now she thinks I'm gay.
Brownloading by OrionKale January 31, 2009
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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