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thomas brown 

Thomas Brown is the guy you meet randomly but becomes a big part of your life. Most Tom Browns have unusually small penises but still like to brag about the "python" they think they have.
Overall everyone needs a Tom Brown in their life.

Brown Thomasing

The act of two sexual partners bending over faced opposite each other on a white sheet, pressing their buttocks together and defecating simultaneously for sexual gratification and pleasure.
Babe you were so hot when we were Brown Thomasing last night.