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brown knuckle 

Shit on your hand or knuckle when wiping one's ass.
While wiping I got a case of the brown knuckle.

My roommate had brown knuckle on his finger.
brown knuckle by john January 19, 2004
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Brown Knuckle 

When some one wipes their ass and their thumb knuckle hits their asshole before the toilet paper does, causing them to have shit on their knuckle.
Tom had to use extra soap to get off the brown knuckle.
Brown Knuckle by Iambetterthanu February 14, 2008

Brown Knuckle 

Heather bent over amber, made a fist and gave her a brown knuckle.
Brown Knuckle by Brown Fist October 6, 2003

brown knuckle sandwich

five fingers clenched right up Uranus....
clench your buttocks tight, the big brown one is coming right up!

Shit knuckle brown 

when you wipe your ass and miss hitting your knuckles instead....you get shit knuckle brown
that color is shit knuckle brown!

brown slut knuckle

This rare experience occurs when you are fisting a girl and your fist comes out brown, and you then realise that you were in her ass instead of her puss. It is usually bad news for all involved.
Mate1 - "Hey mate I was trying to fist a girl in the puss last night and I ended up with a bit of brown slut knuckle"

Mate2 - "oh well, there's plenty more fish in the sea"

Mate1 - "actually she liked it... bit stinky though"

Mate2 - "nothing a bit of shower in a can wont fix"

brown knuckles 

The failed act of fisting, due to lower intestinal blockage.
Jimmy want to fist his girl, but she was to full to engage, leaving Jimmy with a nasty case of the brown knuckles.
brown knuckles by Jimmy May 13, 2003
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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