Brown Hook

The act of forming a hook shape with either 1 or 2 fingers and proceeding to jam it into your buddy's ass to see his reaction and discomfort. It is not at all homosexual but extremely hilarious. One usually screams HOOK!! during the action of brown hooking someone.

Worker 1-(bending over to pick something up)
Worker 2- (Screams HOOK!!)and brown hooks the unsuspecting worker

by The Hook Inventor November 07, 2007

Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

by Showershitter1214 June 19, 2025