Brown Hat

when you fart and there happens to be someone's head right by your ass either bending over to tie a shoe, etc, or an unfortunate child walking by....

i was doing the dishes and let one rip just as my son walked by, gave the poor kid a brown hat...

by cosmic charlie January 28, 2009

brown hat

The result when performing anal sex when reciprient needs to evacuate his/her colon.

I was pumping away and when I finished I realised I had a brown hat.

by dunno August 20, 2003

Brown Hatting

someone has to shit really bad and puts his/her hand over the ass hole. Some shit comes out but is stopped by the hand. It hardens into a brown hat that covers your ass hole.

"I was brown hatting so hard yesterday bro".

by SuperMario2360 April 20, 2011