Brown Hat

when you fart and there happens to be someone's head right by your ass either bending over to tie a shoe, etc, or an unfortunate child walking by....

i was doing the dishes and let one rip just as my son walked by, gave the poor kid a brown hat...

by cosmic charlie January 28, 2009

brown hat

The result when performing anal sex when reciprient needs to evacuate his/her colon.

I was pumping away and when I finished I realised I had a brown hat.

by dunno August 20, 2003

brown hate mail

Shitting though the letterbox of some one you hate/dislike

Steve.. I got some brown hate mail!
Andy.. What's that?
Steve.. Someone shit though my letterbox
Andy.. They must hate you

by mitch00uk April 19, 2015

brown hatter

Pejorative. A male homosexual, so-called due to the propensity of the tip of the male member to become coated with feces during the act of anal intercourse.

Boy George is the king of the brown hatters.

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

brown hatter's overalls

Pajamas, as worn by many men up until the late 70's, when central heating in the UK was commonly installed in many homes.

Bob was wearing his brown hatter's overalls when I called 'round this morning

by ward b July 6, 2007

brown hatter

A bottsman. With shit on his helmet.

"You comin' out with us down Brighton tonight?"

"Fuck off, you brown hatter! I know what you lot do on a night out!"

by Baron Of Stuff December 3, 2007

brown hatter

Fudge Packer

Self confessed player of the pink Obow

by simon August 23, 2003