Brown Car 

When you take a shit on your partners hand and they shove it in your anus. Common

OMG Justin just got a big brown car!

Brown Car by Tonk Pils January 6, 2007

Brown Ale Car Bomb 

Frothy concoction of brown ale and Bailey's Irish Cream used only as a last resort when the last Guinness has been consumed.

After drinking the last Guinness, Mr. Jeeber's was forced into doing a Brown Ale Car Bomb.

Brown Ale Car Bomb by Flam August 29, 2007

Brown (the car)

best car ever. manages to overcome the fact that it's owned by Monkey. Fun fact: has cow-print seats.

Terry G and Brown. What a fine couple that would be.

Brown (the car) by Tricia Truthan August 21, 2003

Hello Brown Carl 

Occurs when your cat is having an affair with one of your child’s stuffed animals, and says, “hello brown Carl.” Most common with morbidly overweight black cats with terminal asthma. This term is also used when your cat is doing black magic.

1: “Dude my cat had sex with that stuffed animal again!”

2: “Man was he saying, “Hello Brown Carl?”

Hello Brown Carl by ToastyBlackManWithHugeWeiner April 30, 2021

plant brown carrots 

Funny way to describe bowel movements.

About an hour after I ate turkey, I went upstairs to plant brown carrots.

plant brown carrots by Burnt Biscuit December 28, 2005

brown cardigan 

when a girl sits on a guy's shoulders, facing the guy, and shits on his chest as he eats her out

I had to take a shower after that chick gave me a brown cardigan

brown cardigan by wumpas69 December 5, 2009

Brown Carrie 

When you dump a bucket of diarrhea on someone's head, or you are receiving a rim job and diarrhea on their face.

I was giving him a rim job last night and he Brown Carrie'd me.

Brown Carrie by Seanye721 October 15, 2020