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Brown Car 

When you take a shit on your partners hand and they shove it in your anus. Common
OMG Justin just got a big brown car!
Brown Car by Tonk Pils January 6, 2007
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Brown Ale Car Bomb 

Frothy concoction of brown ale and Bailey's Irish Cream used only as a last resort when the last Guinness has been consumed.
After drinking the last Guinness, Mr. Jeeber's was forced into doing a Brown Ale Car Bomb.
Brown Ale Car Bomb by Flam August 29, 2007

Brown (the car)

best car ever. manages to overcome the fact that it's owned by Monkey. Fun fact: has cow-print seats.
Terry G and Brown. What a fine couple that would be.
Brown (the car) by Tricia Truthan August 21, 2003

Hello Brown Carl 

Occurs when your cat is having an affair with one of your child’s stuffed animals, and says, “hello brown Carl.” Most common with morbidly overweight black cats with terminal asthma. This term is also used when your cat is doing black magic.
1: “Dude my cat had sex with that stuffed animal again!”

2: “Man was he saying, “Hello Brown Carl?”

plant brown carrots 

Funny way to describe bowel movements.
About an hour after I ate turkey, I went upstairs to plant brown carrots.
plant brown carrots by Burnt Biscuit December 28, 2005

brown cardigan 

when a girl sits on a guy's shoulders, facing the guy, and shits on his chest as he eats her out
I had to take a shower after that chick gave me a brown cardigan
brown cardigan by wumpas69 December 5, 2009

Brown Carrie 

When you dump a bucket of diarrhea on someone's head, or you are receiving a rim job and diarrhea on their face.
I was giving him a rim job last night and he Brown Carrie'd me.
Brown Carrie by Seanye721 October 15, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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