In the spirit of Brony, "Bromaid" is the name typically given to adult male viewers/fans (regardless of sexual preference/orientation) of the Disney's "The Little Mermaid" franchise.
It is the combination of the words 'bro' and 'mermaid'.
Woman - "So you're a guy and you've seen 'The Little Mermaid'?"
Man - "I sure have."
Woman - "So, you have a daughter then."
Man - "Nope. I just love the movie AND I have lots of Ariel swag, too."
Woman - "So, you're gay then."
Man - "Nope. I'm just a big ol' Bromaid!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'